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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
For some reason, people value being scared less than they value laughing.
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
People don't really go to museums in Rio. I shouldn't say it's not sophisticated, but, you know, they go to the beach.
You don't mess with politics and religion. Leave it alone. People get upset at that sometimes.
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down.
Someone once told me that religion is like a knife: You can stab someone with it, or you can slice bread with it.
Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.
