Am Ich bin / I Am Kleinstadt / Small-Town Mädchen / Girl
I am normally the manly-ish girl on the planet.
I am a practical girl.
I am the girliest girl.
I was leftwing, I am leftwing, and I will die leftwing.
I am an aging Girl Scout.
I am quite girly.
I am proud of being small.
I grill, therefore I am.
I am a man in a hurry.