Christiaan Barnard - If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the c...

Christiaan Barnard Zitate

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.

Christiaan Barnard

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wenn der arme, übergewichtige Jogger nur wüsste, wie weit er laufen musste, um die Kalorien in einer Brotkruste abzubauen, würde er es vielleicht besser finden, wenn man in Pfund pro Kilometer einen Massagesalon aufsuchte.

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