Barry Humphries - I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon ...

Barry Humphries Zitate

I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off.

Barry Humphries

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich verkaufe nachts ganze Dosen mit Sardinen an mein Gesicht, befestige zwei gepresste Zitronenschalen an meinen Ellbogen mit Armadillo-Haut und lege Gurke auf meine Augen. Wenn ich fertig bin, sehe ich aus wie ein Obstsalat mit Fischzusatz. Am Morgen ist das Kissen so ziemlich eine Abschreibung.

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