Aufstehen / Stand-Up Glamourös / Glamorous Ich kann / I Can Sagen / Tell Sie / You
I tell you I can't read a book, but I can read de people.
Let me tell you, 'The Reader' was not glamorous for me in terms of the body-hair maintenance.
I can tell you that many soloists probably wish they could sit.
If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
You can tell a lot in shorthand.
You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.
I can tell you this, if it wasn't for my book royalties, I'd be in debt.
If you can't play the blues... you might as well hang it up.
As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.
