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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

Zach Galifianakis

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

Zach Galifianakis

I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.

Zach Galifianakis

I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.

Zach Galifianakis

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

Zach Galifianakis

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

Zach Galifianakis

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

Zach Galifianakis

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

Zach Galifianakis

I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.

Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

Zach Galifianakis

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

Zach Galifianakis

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

Zach Galifianakis

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

Zach Galifianakis

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

Zach Galifianakis

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

Zach Galifianakis

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

Zach Galifianakis

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

Zach Galifianakis

Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?

Zach Galifianakis

That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

Zach Galifianakis

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

Zach Galifianakis

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

Zach Galifianakis

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

Zach Galifianakis

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

Zach Galifianakis