Zitat des Tages von Steve Schirripa:
I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.
Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.
With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.
Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.
There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.
I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.
Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.
I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'
