Sebastian Maniscalco Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

Zitat des Tages von Sebastian Maniscalco:

Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it.

Sebastian Maniscalco

It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get really personal with comedy. I always really had timing naturally, it was just about trying to figure out how that timing was going to work onstage.

Sebastian Maniscalco

Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I don't like a lot of clutter.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I give a facial expression in a moment of silence for audiences to react to what I just said and kind of let that marinate with the audience for a little bit. I enjoy the physical part of the comedy as much as the verbal content. People tend to gravitate to not only what they're hearing but also what they're seeing.

Sebastian Maniscalco

When I was growing up, we dressed up for church.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very diverse group of people. There are a lot of different people in the audience, and you can kind of get a barometer for how your material plays throughout the country.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.

Sebastian Maniscalco

Food is kind of the conduit that brings people together.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I'll never stop doing stand-up. There's nothing better than getting in front of 2,500 people and making an entire room laugh.

Sebastian Maniscalco

I'm like, 'Wow, I guess a lot of people didn't have this type of upbringing'... that old world technique of, you know, nothing's given to you, you've gotta work for everything you've done... It's just different from what I'm seeing today.

Sebastian Maniscalco