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Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

Mark McKinney

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Mark McKinney

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Mark McKinney

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Mark McKinney

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Mark McKinney

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Mark McKinney

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

Mark McKinney

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Mark McKinney

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

Mark McKinney