Lewis Grizzard Zitate auf Englisch

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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Lewis Grizzard

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Lewis Grizzard

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard