Kristen Schaal Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

Zitat des Tages von Kristen Schaal:

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.'

Kristen Schaal

I would be an actress for the rest of my life just because it's really relaxing. Writing is hard work, and stand-up is so stressful before you get on stage, but acting is a complete ensemble experience.

Kristen Schaal

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

Kristen Schaal

I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.

Kristen Schaal

In the U.K., there's absolutely no money for television. So you can do pretty much whatever you want. They're not losing money on any of the shows, so they'll give you a lot of creative freedom. In the United States, there are millions and millions of dollars at stake, so they need a sure formula.

Kristen Schaal

I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.

Kristen Schaal

I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend.

Kristen Schaal

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

Kristen Schaal

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Kristen Schaal

The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.

Kristen Schaal

Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly.

Kristen Schaal

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

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Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Kristen Schaal

Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career.

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