Zitat des Tages von Julie Brown:
I was always trying to do things to make school fun.
This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.
I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.
I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.
I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.
Be relentless and then you'll break through.
Your work is a separate thing from you. You are this person who has your friends and your life, and you have to see the separation. If you see the separation between your work and yourself it's so much easier.
You have to do anything you can think of that gets you excited.
I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this.