Zitat des Tages von Joy Behar:
The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.
Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?
I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
I want a man in my life, not in my house.
I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.
It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.
You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.
I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.
