Johnny Carson Zitate auf Englisch

Zitat des Tages von Johnny Carson:

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson

People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

Johnny Carson

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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We're more effective than birth control pills.

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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When turkeys mate they think of swans.

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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

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