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I can't sing.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

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I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

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I can't sing.

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I am best viewed from a distance.

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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

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Moderation is never something I've been good at.

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I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

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There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

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I can't tan naturally.

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I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

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After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

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I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.

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I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

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I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

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I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

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I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

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I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

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I've never been prudish.

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Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

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I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

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What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

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I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

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A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

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