Zitat des Tages von Jackie Mason:
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
Predictions are preposterous.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
