Jackie Mason Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

Zitat des Tages von Jackie Mason:

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.

Jackie Mason

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Jackie Mason

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

Jackie Mason

Predictions are preposterous.

Jackie Mason

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Jackie Mason

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

Jackie Mason