Zitat des Tages von Frank Carson:
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
