Zitat des Tages von Evan Esar:
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
