Doug Larson Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

Zitat des Tages von Doug Larson:

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Doug Larson