Zitat des Tages von Doug Larson:
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
