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Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

David Spade

Single guys get a bad rap.

David Spade

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

David Spade

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

David Spade

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

David Spade

My career is just kind of crazy.

David Spade

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

David Spade

It's funny because it's funny.

David Spade

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

David Spade

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

David Spade

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

David Spade

I have no detectable hair style.

David Spade

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

David Spade

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

David Spade

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

David Spade

To be famous and broke is hard.

David Spade

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

David Spade

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

David Spade

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

David Spade

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

David Spade

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

David Spade

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

David Spade

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

David Spade

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

David Spade