Zitat des Tages von Bruce Forsyth:
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.
My biggest regret is that my mother didn't see me walk on to that London Palladium stage, being the star she always wanted me to be. But I always say that when she reached Heaven, she had a word with a few agents.
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.
You can only be as good as your audience. Sometimes you can be as bad as your audience, but you have to remember you can never be better than them.
It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.
If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with that.
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop.
In the old days, variety turns like me learned how to cope with failure - we all had nights when we 'died' on stage - but today's youngsters simply don't have that experience. For them, it really is instant make or break time - hence, all the tears and, hence, all the potential emotional damage.
When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.
Probably more than anybody else, I loved Nat 'King' Cole as a performer - not only his singing but his piano playing. Whenever he had a new record come out, I'd get it and try to learn how he was playing. And he was one of the nicest people I'd ever met.
It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.
All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'
Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.
When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.