Zitat des Tages von Brian Celio:
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?