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Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Brian Celio

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

Brian Celio

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Brian Celio

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

Brian Celio

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Brian Celio

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Brian Celio

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Brian Celio

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Brian Celio

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

Brian Celio

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Brian Celio

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Brian Celio

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Brian Celio

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

Brian Celio

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

Brian Celio

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Brian Celio

He has your finger, but I have your heart.

Brian Celio

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Brian Celio

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

Brian Celio

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Brian Celio

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Brian Celio

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Brian Celio