Zitat des Tages von Bette Midler:
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I'm working my way toward divinity.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
I learned to accept the audience's happiness for me, which is one of the hardest things for me to learn.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
I had a hard-scrabble childhood with my parents. I have a lot of baggage. To come down to the footlights and accept the audience's affection inside a Broadway theater - that didn't come easily to me.
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
As an actor, you're supposed to take jobs that will challenge you or force fans to see you in a different light. By the '90s, I wasn't really an actor anymore. I was someone who went on the road with these gigantic concerts.
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?