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Any wrestler who will piledrive Lawler and injure him like he did me gets five thousand dollars from me!

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

Andy Kaufman

There's no drama like wrestling.

Andy Kaufman

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

Andy Kaufman

While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.

Andy Kaufman

I would like to do the Elvis Presley.

Andy Kaufman

Clifton and I don't even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He's a big fat guy, and if it weren't for me, no one would know who he is.

Andy Kaufman

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

Andy Kaufman

Tank you veddy much.

Andy Kaufman

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.

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I never told a joke in my life.

Andy Kaufman

My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!'

Andy Kaufman

Any wrestler who will piledrive Lawler and injure him like he did me gets five thousand dollars from me!

Andy Kaufman