Zitat des Tages von Andy Dick:
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.
I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.
There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I believed in God my whole life.
I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.