Am Effizient / Efficient Gut / Good Gut / Well Hälfte / Half Ich bin / I Am Könnte sein / Maybe Liebe / Love Mehr / More Mir / Me Schleppend / Slow Schönen Tag / Good Day Schriftsteller / Writer Seite / Page Tag / Day
I'm not the kind of writer that can write eight hours a day... I'm the kind of writer that the more time I have, the less efficient I am.
I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow.
Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!
When I was launched in 2010, people told me that I wasn't the best looking guy, so I would have to act really well. I am aware that I am not conventionally good looking. I have heard it so many times that I have started believing it.
Catch me on a good day, I think half of my books aren't too bad. Catch me on a bad day, I think I've never written a good line.
I love food - I am never on a diet - I swear to God!
I am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.
I keep seeing in the papers that I am good friends with Samantha Cameron. I've never met her in my life.
I know the only reason that I haven't gotten many good parts is because I am Latin - and they tell it to my face a lot of times.
