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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Robert Orben

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Robert Orben

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Robert Orben

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Robert Orben

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Robert Orben

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Robert Orben

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Robert Orben

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

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If you can laugh together, you can work together.

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President Ford used humor a great deal.

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