Zitat des Tages von Jim Davis:
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
