Zitat des Tages von Jack Black:
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
