Zitat des Tages von George Ade:
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
